These pencils are perfect for those who appreciate the sarcastic British sense of humour. This sardonic stationery will remind you everyday that there really isn't any point in anything at all! They might hold some depressing witticisms, but they're packed in a brightly coloured box, making them the perfect gift for your grumpiest friend.

This box of 6 pre-sharpened HB pencils were made in the UK from natural wood from sustainable forests in Europe.

The slogans on the Demotivational pencils are:

• False hope is better than no hope
• Do your best. Or don't, whatever
• Be prepared. Always have an excuse
• Teamwork means sharing the blame
• Mistakes are stepping stones to failure
• Think positive. Not everyone hates you